1. Get the Ring to Mordor.
2. Get Darth Vader on Maury Povich and tell him he is NOT the father.
3. Look at the pictures, pens, lamp, and speakers on my computer desk and say "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today....."
4. Write Primrose Everdeen on a piece of paper and get my son to read it so I can volunteer as tribute.
5. Take the scissors outside, lay them on the ground, and then close them -- so I can tell my husband I cut the grass today.
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